Well this is weird. Proper Attire has unleashed a line of condoms for the 'fashion-conscious woman who values style and top-notch quality at ALL times.' Their website says that these little guys come in 4 different styles: basic (what's the point?), color, studded (Holy Christ, ow), and Flared (like bell bottoms?).
It is a recession girls, what an unnecessary expense. Call me crazy, but I could give a shit about what a condom looks like - I just want it to work. I guess I'm old fashioned...
http://properattirecondoms.com
I used to stress that look was absolutely the LAST thing I'd care about in a condom. Then I accidentally purchased blue condoms once. The other participant laughed. She laughed at me and my smurfy blue cock. The condom was unnecessary because there was no bringing sexy back from that moment on.
ReplyDeleteEver since then, look factors in. Commenter may or may not be partial to Beyond Seven's Crown and Aloe-lubricated offerings.
Ha. I don't know who this is..but hilare.
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