So...did everyone watch the Emmy's last night? I was returning from a Juicehead-heavy weekend at the Shore (next blog post - I promise), so I missed the show AND the red carpet arrivals. Opening my laptop this morning was something very similar to Christmas morning-levels of excitement and, ooh LAWD, I was not disappointed. There were some killer dresses....and some that needed to be taken out back and shot.
She is the belle of every ball and even though her frock looked like two scoops of rainbow sherbet - I loved it.
Elisabeth Moss in Donna Karan
All it took was a D-I-V-O-R-C-E to look stunning on the red carpet. Bye Fred.
Claire Danes in Armani Prive
She ALWAYS knows what to wear. Always. I wish Claire was my personal stylist.
Kim Kardashian in Marchesa
Aside from Kim's homecoming hair - she looks amazing. This dress proves that she is pretty enough to cover it all up every once in a while. I wish she did it more often...
Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta
Great dress - I LOVE navy in dress-up occasions. She is definitely pretty, but also very skinny, no? Maybe it's just the angle, but is her head wider than her waist? I've also heard that Miss Lea is a massive diva. Massive. Maybe it's time that somebody put baby in the corner.
Heidi Klum in Marchesa
Heidi? You are stunning, your body defies gravity, and you are the oldest and hottest Victoria's Secret Angel. But you are NOT Serena van der Woodsen. Take off the minidress and step away.
January Jones in Versace
The FUG Girls said it looked like "her Versace had a mullet" and that really sums it up. What I don't understand is, did she not have time to do her hair? Did she just fling on some lip gloss, this $10,000 gown and run out the door?
Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen
I would never say anything negative about McQueen. But WHAT is Sookeh wearing? It looks like the hem of her dress is tucked into her Spanx. And why is she always snarling? This girl NEVER smiles. She's like Kristen Stewart.
Rita Wilson in Prada
The very best of the worst. This wind chime of a dress is just too tacky for life. It does nothing for her waistline and looks even more uncomfortable. How does she sit? Do the little crystal break when she sits on them? And those shoes....those matching shoes!! It's no secret why Tom Hanks steered clear of this photo
Alexander Skarsgard in Tom Ford
I...I just....It's so delicious. It's...he's too hot for life. He's a Swedish Ken Doll.