Tone Deaf

Maybe it was because the Grammy's fell on Fashion Week Sunday - the same time as Zac Posen - and the girls on the red carpet thought they could go undetected.  "Wear something outlandish" they all BBM'd each other that morning, stupidly assuming that the fashion bloggers were too consumed with runway commentary to catch them in their see through dresses and weird costumes.  Maybe it's because the Queen of the Night, Whitney Houston, passed away tragically the night before and everyone was too distraught to think clearly... Who knows.  What I do know is that last night was not pretty, friends.  It was not pretty at all.  

Worst Dressed

Nicki Minaj in Versace.

I get it - she's desperate for attention.  But Nicki, YOU ARE A FAMOUS RAPPER.  You get more attention in one week than some people will get in their entire lifetime.  Stop wasting that tiny waist and that pretty face on these outlandish frigging costumes.  I love Halloween as much as the next girl, but you've got to stop.

Taylor Swift in Zuhair Murad.

I'm sure you are asking yourself why this stunning gown on this beautiful girl would make my worst dressed list.  Well...let's see.  It's gold, it's sparkly, and it's on TAYLOR SWIFT.  Aaaaaaaaaagh.  It's too much.  Can someone style this girl?  Please?  Make the lambs stop crying.

Fergie in Jean Paul Gaultier.

Let me start by saying that I love this color and I love the lace.  I just wish it had some kind of nude lining underneath and not those chunky, black undergarments that chop up this look.  And also, you shouldn't tease vampires by wearing a couture map of the circulatory system right next to him.  Look at him,  he's so thirsty he's forcing himself to look away.

Robyn in....some old scraps.

This is just so many different kinds of wrong.  I don't know where to start so I might just let this picture say it all.

Sasha Gradiva in Leonid Gurivich.

First of all, who the hell is Sasha Gradiva?  Call me old school, but I don't think you get to start dressing absurd and avant garde until the general public knows who the hell who are.  Gaga at least had enough respect to become an international superstar before she dared to wear that meat dress.  

Best Dressed

Rihanna in Giorgio Armani.

Rihanna is walking sex.  That's just all there is to say.  With the exception of the Glenn-Close-in-Fatal-Attraction wig that she's wearing on top of her head, she looks stunning.  I overheard her say in an interview that she "helped" Giorgio design this dress.  I mean, that's like "helping" Monet paint.  She is too fierce.

Kate Beckinsale in Zuhair Murad.

Can we all just thank GOD for Kate Beckinsale?  This woman has never worn a wrong thing on the carpet and has a body that makes me literally green with envy.  Every actress/singer/reality star should go to the Kate Beckinsale School of Style.

Adele in Giorgio Armani.  

Adele is back and looking healthier and lovelier than ever.  It's almost impossible to not be over-the-moon happy for her and the famous pipes that have not changed one bit.